UP ROOM FIGHT NO. 1 The Wall Blocks the Force.
The following blog is an actual scene from the UP UST DLSU ATENEO ATBP. room.

DATE:.................. Sept. 5, 2002.
TIME:................... 9:00 PM
LOCATION:.........You are in "UP UST DLSU ATENEO ATBP:1" ( Down by the river, i shot my baby.. )
CHARACTERS:...

scenester88:........Meg... in the STARRING role...A giant with many talents.
innercirclespy: ....Spy.. The villain. The Anti Hero. Antithesis of Good. (Starred in the old cowboy picture, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...yes..definitely not the good character. Has recently been compared to Ooohyalah and found wanting....An expert on the study of Spy is Isabela Lugosi. Starred in many of Isabela's porno websites under various aliases. (NOTE: INSERT BELA'S URL here later!! ) Spy definitely has a major crush on Alexxxa. (NOTE: Insert Alexxxa's Blog url here.) On the other hand, Spy could just be a darn good actor.
Gwaah_Foo.........Foo... a kibitzer and a blogger. Isang iniwan na ng panahon.(Gwaah_Foo: its gwaaahhh... like u wanna puke...and fooo..like u wanna spit.). Matute Fashion School Graduate. (Cute, F150, consultant, 200,000 php ++ monthly, tipong pang-ander d saya, balbon, mestiso, 6' 2" , great ABS, HUNK na HUNK, romantic, sentimental, math whiz...(NOTE: only one of these blurbs is true.)
twix_6080: .........another kibitzer (a candybar in a previous life). Prefers to Hang in the ceiling. Cyber expert.
luntiang_moog:.... Dukha..isa pang iniwan na ng panahon sa dusa't pighati. (Hamlet in a previous life.). Resides in Payatas.
m_i_y_a_w: ........ Muning. Pussy. Yes, A cat in a previous life. Is on the Prowl. She scratches. Does not bite - rather, she nibbles and licks. Definitely a reggie.
supersweet_jena: a kibitzer. A stray chatter...Could be a newbie or a reggie inkognito. Was eyeing bobby.
Bobby Osbourne...There's only one Bobby in the UP room.

Gwaah_Foo: Joined in
scenester88: hindi sinister
Gwaah_Foo: HI SINISTER!!!
twix_6080: lolo...
innercirclespy: so what its a film pa rin
scenester88: its not within our scope
innercirclespy: what is your scope?
innercirclespy: limited scope
innercirclespy: you cant handle the truth
scenester88: we only cover indie movies
luntiang_moog: back in the states na scene?
scenester88: yes, im afraid so, duke
innercirclespy: so meaning walang pinoy
scenester88: spy..malabo ka.
innercirclespy: malabo?
scenester88: if you're really interested..you can check out the FAQs on our site
scenester88: that should answer all your questions
twix_6080: lolo
scenester88: kuya foo..kamusta na?
innercirclespy: well its up to you
innercirclespy: nasa manila bulletin na naman ang article ko
scenester88: good for you
Gwaah_Foo: I am fine scenester...I'm glad u still have time to visit the UP chatroom.
innercirclespy: bad for you too
scenester88: not really
innercirclespy: really
scenester88: i earn nothing from this venture
innercirclespy: i know
innercirclespy: wala kang banner
innercirclespy: hahahahahaha
scenester88: i heard there were jologs here. i had to see for myself
innercirclespy: look in the mirror
scenester88: spy seems to think websites still earn from banners
innercirclespy: were pala eh, di wala na
twix_6080: all gone... well, except for one...
innercirclespy: yes they do
innercirclespy: hundreds of websites are closing everyfday
scenester88: here we go...litany de bobo.
innercirclespy: its true! natakot ka?
scenester88: spy..you are so inconsequential in my life. i dont give a rat's ass if you pull a duck out of your ass
scenester88: your existence to me is so miniscule..i consider speaking with you my good deed for the day
innercirclespy: pull a duck? i wont even let you touch me with a ten foot pole
scenester88: dont keep your hopes up anyway
innercirclespy: i consider talking with you a blunder of my life
scenester88: i have no intentions of getting anywhere close to you
innercirclespy: you cant anyway
innercirclespy: just the sight of you make me puke
Gwaah_Foo: nya ah ah :)
scenester88: very original spy...wouldve been better if you pulled a zinger not too closely in line with what i just said
innercirclespy: well it is my response to those lines
innercirclespy: what do you want me to say
scenester88: but hey..i must commend you on the improvement of your comebacks...and mind you..your grammar is somewhat improved as well
innercirclespy: the little things that you know , you owe it all to ignorance
scenester88: i guess it does well to get a lot of insults from other chatters... do you write what they say down and recycle them?
scenester88: i may be ignorant in some things..but that temporary...you, on the other hand..are stupid..and im afraid..thats permanent
luntiang_moog: i have to write these things down
innercirclespy: indie youre the only one here who has a very poor grammar
scenester88: spy..dont flatter yourself
innercirclespy: flatter? then dont let your face get any fatter
scenester88: no..you know what...DO flatter yourself..no one else will do that for you
scenester88: so go ahead..yes, gratify yourself..
innercirclespy: based it from your experiences?
innercirclespy: thinking?
Gwaah_Foo: uh oh ..Meg is on a roll
luntiang_moog: what does blogging mean? lord?
scenester88: your comebacks are as bad as that ninny once had the misfortune of sharing a table with in grade school
scenester88: it refers to online based journals
innercirclespy: it must be a public school then
scenester88: you are so superficially stupid.it must ache to be you.
luntiang_moog: thanks scenester, i have to remember that, new word for the day
innercirclespy: dont come up with your own ideas , use mine
innercirclespy: you are stupid inside out
scenester88: id rather not. i dont want people to think im a loser like yourself
innercirclespy: stupidty comes natural in you
scenester88: ok....hang in there spy..your zingers are slowly getting worse by the minute
scenester88: want to sit down for a minute and focus?
innercirclespy: i dont want to tackle the unarmed! hey stupid arm yourself first
scenester88: i'll give you five if it will help
supersweet_jena: dang scene is definitely on a roll
supersweet_jena: hahaha
scenester88: the quality of your zingers are no longer worth my time
innercirclespy: what about consulting the dictionary first
innercirclespy: go ahead
innercirclespy: i will wait
innercirclespy: are you really stupid or youre just having me on?
scenester88: arguing with you is like....hmm.. is like arguing with you, exactly. its just so bad...one cant think of an analogy
scenester88: having you on? your comebacks are as bad as slapshock lyrics
innercirclespy: coz you got brains the size of your nipples
scenester88: what the hell is wrong with you man? you're like what? 35..and still a loser?
innercirclespy: loser? thats what they call you here
scenester88: get a life dickwad.. your capacity to argue is middle school level. dont you feel sorry for yourself?
scenester88: dude..if i were you, i wont even go online. i would just lease a cabin somewhere and extract myself from social living
innercirclespy: how you wish i had a lower IQ so that i can enjoy a convo with you
luntiang_moog: i have to save this session
scenester88: you already have a low IQ
scenester88: merry christmas
innercirclespy: i will educate you in my own image
scenester88: ang tagal naman humirit
scenester88: nagisip pa ata
innercirclespy: you think like a jolog, and you look like a jolog
scenester88: just tell me if you need a time out..
innercirclespy: you know you look like juday
innercirclespy: malaki rin cheeks mo
scenester88: takes one to know one
scenester88: oh i dont give a shit about that..
innercirclespy: want some sugar on your cheeks?
scenester88: i may be fat..but youre still an idiot
mukhang_basura10: hahahaha
innercirclespy: maybe you should start giving shit
innercirclespy: instead of eating it
scenester88: what the hell?..is that the best you can do?
innercirclespy: your an idiot too
scenester88: jesus dude..at least try to challenge me a bit
scenester88: you'resepuz (sepuz_15) joined the room
scenester88: i sense a lull in your inanity
scenester88: are you crying?
scenester88: please dont cry...for a 35 year old...that looks really pathetic
supersweet_jena: scene
scenester88: oh wait..coffee's ready
innercirclespy: intelligence will give you a better living that education, get a job na lang and start reading books
innercirclespy: juday
scenester88: bye foo, bye duke
scenester88: spy..what u just said is as senseless as your sense of self
scenester88: bye kids
innercirclespy: pikon ka na?
innercirclespy: juday wait
luntiang_moog: bye scene, going to the office?
innercirclespy: cant wait to show your new cheap shoes on cam?
scenester88: dude..if you need someone to speak with..there are those $3.99 numbers..and they wont tell you youre a loser, promise.
scenester88: bye kids
innercirclespy: will you answer that call?
scenester88 left the room
innercirclespy: hahahahahahahahaha
innercirclespy: baka mag fifinger pa
innercirclespy: sabi ko naman ito ang bote ng coke
innercirclespy: saan ka punta?
innercirclespy left the room
Gwaah_Foo: suddenly...the room feels empty
Gwaah_Foo: though the drops of blood and pieces of gut are still floating down slowly ...
supersweet_jena: so true lordfoo
luntiang_moog: yeah
supersweet_jena: lows and peaks of this fucking room
supersweet_jena: hehehe
luntiang_moog: better than those of spy and ooh
m_i_y_a_w: nandidiri ako sa blood, lolo
luntiang_moog: nothing compares actually
bobby_osbourne: and i was thinkin if we can make somedinuguan out of this ..
Gwaah_Foo: yep...we just watched one of the stalwarts and a tallwart of the up room...
Gwaah_Foo: lol
supersweet_jena: lordfoo
supersweet_jena: lets have a second round
supersweet_jena: hell, where are they?
supersweet_jena: someone invite them in
luntiang_moog: i need to get a cleaner sheet of paper
luntiang_moog: scene must be on her way to the office
supersweet_jena: ever heard of small but terrible
m_i_y_a_w: im picky, lolo......if its spy's blood....argh!
luntiang_moog: scene? is anything but small i heard
Gwaah_Foo: lol...scene made a scene...
supersweet_jena: quite a scene
supersweet_jena: definitely will make headlines tom
supersweet_jena: lolz
Gwaah_Foo: ei duk...can i copy ur idea...?
bobby_osbourne: what kind of headlines?
luntiang_moog: what idea?
Gwaah_Foo: i'll cut and paste meg's and spy's fisticuffs...
luntiang_moog: lolz
luntiang_moog: sure mate
Gwaah_Foo: paste em on my new blog.

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