UP ROOM FIGHTS : No. 2. The Grammar Police.

UP ROOM FIGHTS : No. 2. The Grammar Police.
Starring:

seymour4y.........................miaco2
spunkaroni.........................sade
peppuyo.............................Lemonix
flying22b............................override_of_the_overture aka are_u_soul_courageous
grrr=^..^=rrrr........................fear_rosen_xxx
margarita2go......................wheeljow
Lordfoo1

I walked into the room right in the middle of a hilarious verbal exchange between seymour4ya and some veteran UP room chatters. As usual, the Super Grammar Policeman of the room seymour4ya gave the English Speaking Wannabes of the room a horrendous tongue lashing.

The chat was quite long so I placed it in a separate blog. Please click on the link, seymour4ya to see the complete cut and paste.

Here are some excerpts from the oral rumble:

1. Seymour ferrets out the true sexual inclination of Miaco

seymour4ya: ARE U A BOY ARE U A GIRL?@MIACO
miaco2: bading ako seymour
seymour4ya: WHAT BADING?@MIACO
miaco2: gay
seymour4ya: I MISS MY OTHER COMPUTER FRIEND'S
seymour4ya: ITS A LONG TIME
seymour4ya: TALK ENGLISH@MIACO
seymour4ya: ARE U BOMBAY?
miaco2: ok sorry seymour

2. Seymour reveals that Huckfn is a BOY!!!

selmo_ko: I just remember huck was freakin with seymour
seymour4ya: HUCK IS BAD BOY
seymour4ya: HE FIGHT ME
miaco2: so huck is a BOY!

3. Seymour demands intelligent chat and hints at some lust for the UP room Brain and Brawn, Wiljoe...

seymour4ya: MY FRIENDS HERE IS WILJOE
selmo_ko: wil is not here yet@saymour
seymour4ya: I MISS THE INTELLEGENT CONVERSATION
seymour4ya: THE NEW CHATTERS HERE IS VERY SHALLOW
miaco2: so why not start the INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION???
seymour4ya: WHY U CANT HANDLE ME@MIACO
seymour4ya: SO DO NOT BRAG TO THAT
miaco2: sure seymour whatever u say
seymour4ya: DONT BE MAD TO ME
selmo_ko: hmmmm...why you bother about deep @saymour
miaco2: am not mad to you...i just asked you to just start the intelligent conversation if that would please you
seymour4ya: BECAUSE MY DAD ALWAYS SAY MY MOM THAT HE LIKE DEEP

4. Seymour on Indian-speak.

spunkaroni: oo mia...talo ka sa ingles nyan
miaco2: lam ko...ala naman akong sinabing fluent ako dun eh
seymour4ya: DONT SPEAK INDIAN BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT@MIACO
seymour4ya: TALK ENGLISH FOR GOD SAKE!
miaco2: SEYMOUR its filipino ok?!
seymour4ya: HAHAHA!ITS THE SAME!@MIACO
seymour4ya: TAGALOG IS ALSO INDIAN!
sade: tangehna hataw sa ingles
miaco2: tsk tsk cant tell a difference between hindu and tagalog
spunkaroni: lets spokes english
seymour4ya: TAGALOG IS IN MANILA AND ITS IN PHILLIPINES!
seymour4ya: SO TAGALOG IS ALSO INDIAN!
seymour4ya: ITS BAD TO SPEAK A LANGUAGE THAT DONT UNDERSTAND BY EVERYONE
seymour4ya: THATS INPOLITE!

5. Watchout chatters, Seymour the grammar police is here!

Lemonix: ingat ka sa english mo sade, andyan si seymour
flying22b: lem
miaco2: LEMON!!!!
flying22b: gramar police si sey???
flying22b: grammar*
mtim12: UR CORRUPTING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
mtim12: BWHAHAHAHAH
Lemonix: ingat sabi eh @flying
heme8: langhiya, ako ang nahihirapan sa inglisan dito ah
seymour4ya: IM AT A LOST HERE@FLY
seymour4ya: WHAT IS THAT?
Lemonix: haha@corrupting
Gwaah_Foo: seymour boots chatters who dont speak english correctly.
flying22b: omg
Gwaah_Foo: wrong spelling i-bu-boot.
seymour4ya: IM BEHAVE@LORD
seymour4ya: BOOTING IS BAD
override_of_the_overture: lemonex musta, flying pare, musta
flying22b: mare ako sabi eh!!!!
sade: im a behave to
override_of_the_overture: hehehee oo nga pala pareng mare. HEHEHEH
spunkaroni: yes, we are all a behave
flying22b: behave!!!!!
seymour4ya: STOP THE INDIAN@OVERRIDE
spunkaroni: let us not spoken in indian so that seymour may beneficial

5. Seymour the Englis teacher and the sax player

seymour4ya: COME LETS TALK ABOUT MY LESSON
Lemonix: haha seymour
mtim12: ETO HU IS KARL BENZ
seymour4ya: WRONG SPELLING@MTIM
override_of_the_overture: wanna "blow us" away pare?
seymour4ya: I CAN BLOW
seymour4ya: MY DAD BLOW
override_of_the_overture: talaga you can blow?
override_of_the_overture: hehehehehe
override_of_the_overture: sige nga
override_of_the_overture: kneel before your daddy
override_of_the_overture: and squeeze
flying22b: you can blow what?
Gwaah_Foo: I am scared of speaking in the room. Seymour the Grammar policeman may arrest me.
seymour4ya: YES HE CAN PLAY THE SAX

6. The Verbal Joust

override_of_the_overture: tangna seymor
seymour4ya: WHY?@OVER
miaco2: yes! ang galing ng grammar police
override_of_the_overture: ano ka ba? pare number agreement lang di mo pa makuha
spunkaroni: pulis na pulis
seymour4ya: WHAT NUMBER AGGREEMENT?
seymour4ya: DO U KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING?@OVER
Gwaah_Foo: Hala!!!
override_of_the_overture: what?
seymour4ya: CHECK FIRST BEFORE, OK?
Lemonix: hahhahahha seymour
override_of_the_overture: wow
override_of_the_overture: lemon sino ba itong si seymour
mtim12: teka cno bang seymour yan
override_of_the_overture: pare seminar ka nga sa akin
override_of_the_overture: chatting etiquette
flying22b: feel na feel ni sey mag english ah... tagos sa puso syet
seymour4ya: IF U CANT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND, THEN SHUT UP
override_of_the_overture: seymour
override_of_the_overture: I TOLD YOU, NOW YOU DO, NOW LOOK AT
override_of_the_overture: FORM A STRAIGHT CIRCLE GADDAMIT!!!
seymour4ya: A CIRCLE IS ROUND IDIOT!
seymour4ya: SOMETIMES IT IS OBLONG
override_of_the_overture: seymour wanna duke it out with me?
override_of_the_overture: i love verbal conflicts you know
override_of_the_overture: let me change my sn lang: to soul
seymour4ya: YOU CANT EVEN BE ABLE TO TALK STRAIGHT ENGLISH@OVER
peppuyo: hey seymour where did learn ur english
override_of_the_overture left the room
seymour4ya: I WILL SACK U IN THE JAW#OVER
are_u_soul_courageous joined the room
are_u_soul_courageous: eto na ako seymour
are_u_soul_courageous: pare
seymour4ya: WE TALK THAT AT HOME@PEPPUY
are_u_soul_courageous: recognize me?
are_u_soul_courageous: SEYMOUR PARE
are_u_soul_courageous: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? FUCKER?
are_u_soul_courageous: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
seymour4ya: I AM CAPTAIN COURAGOUS
are_u_soul_courageous: CAPTAIN OF WHAT?
are_u_soul_courageous: OF A STINKING SHIP?>
seymour4ya: U DONT KNOW THAT?THATS CARTOON MOVIE!
are_u_soul_courageous: A CARTOON MOVIE?
are_u_soul_courageous: ASSHOLE
are_u_soul_courageous: CALL IT A FILM
seymour4ya: IF ITS HARD FOR U TO UNDERSTAND THAT NOT MY PROBLEM ALREADY@SOUL
are_u_soul_courageous: SABIHIN MO NGA I STILL CANT GET OVER THE FACT NA ININDYAN NYA AKO
miaco2: what if its boiling hot water???
seymour4ya: BOILING HOT WATER?THATS THE REDUNDANT!
are_u_soul_courageous: SEYMOUR PARE
spunkaroni: yes, it's the redundant
are_u_soul_courageous: YOUVE CONVINCED ME
are_u_soul_courageous: YOU ARE A PURE BRED IDIOT
seymour4ya: SEE?
seymour4ya: I KNOW
Lemonix: soul, you can relate?
spunkaroni: it's the redundanting that is irritate
seymour4ya: IF THATS IN UR OPINION, ITS DOENST MATTER @SOUL
are_u_soul_courageous: TO WHAT LEM?
spunkaroni: medyo nakakagulat e
peppuyo: malabo kasi eyes ko
seymour4ya: INDIAN AGAIN
seymour4ya: YOU INDIAN YOU HAVE NO BREEDING
are_u_soul_courageous: LEM I FORGOT WHAT YOU WERE ASKING
seymour4ya: IF U TALK TO WHITE LIKE ME, TALK ENGLISH,OK?
spunkaroni: yes... our breeding should be relax to keep us calmed
seymour4ya: I DONT LIKE WHEN U TALK BEHIND ME IN THE BACK
Lemonix: tangna, pangtapat si spunk kay seymour ha
seymour4ya: TALK TO ME FACE TO FACE...HERE!
seymour4ya: FACE TO FACE HERE IN THE COMPUTER
fear_rosen_xxx: PEYS TO PEYS DAW - PATAY KAYO KAY SEYMOUR
seymour4ya: U ARE NOT COURAGIOUS!@SOUL
seymour4ya: BECAUSE U BACK OUT IN THE FIGHT
are_u_soul_courageous: SEYMOUR PARE
spunkaroni: yes, it's the redundant
are_u_soul_courageous: YOUVE CONVINCED ME
are_u_soul_courageous: YOU ARE A PURE BRED IDIOT
seymour4ya: SEE?
seymour4ya: I KNOW
Lemonix: hahahha sey
Lemonix: soul, you can relate?
spunkaroni: it's the redundanting that is irritate
seymour4ya: IF THATS IN UR OPINION, ITS DOENST MATTER
seymour4ya: @SOUL
seymour4ya: U AND SOUL THE TWO OF YOU

7. Now Look who's Grammatically Challenged.

wheeljow: ano topic ngayon?
are_u_soul_courageous: wheel buti nandito ka pre
seymour4ya: HELLO WHEELJOW
are_u_soul_courageous: may gramatically challenged neanderthal dito
seymour4ya: WHY YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME TO HIM?SOUL
seymour4ya: U TALK LIKE AS IF U ARE PERFECT@SOUL
are_u_soul_courageous: fuck you
are_u_soul_courageous: pare get a fucking life
seymour4ya: WHEN I GROW@SOUL
seymour4ya: I CANNOT FUCK MY GF SHE'S ONLY 1ST YEAR
margarita2go: ano ka tanim, seymour?
seymour4ya: YOU ARE COWARD!@SOUL
seymour4ya: YOUR FONT IT SHOULD BE YELLO
seymour4ya: IM LAG
are_u_soul_courageous: ANONG GUSTO MO PARE?

7. Seymour on Music

seymour4ya: SLAYER THATS BAD MUSIC
seymour4ya: THATS TRASH!
wheeljow: slayer?
wheeljow: di ba death metal yun
Lemonix: makapagbawas nga ng chatters
mtim12: aggressive music for demented minds
seymour4ya: ONLY POOR GUYS LISTEN TO SLAYER
miaco2: yes 22b lalake ako tanong mo pa ke lemon mah darling baby
seymour4ya: BECAUSE THE TASTE IS SUCK
wheeljow: poor guys?
wheeljow: wla pangbili ng CD ang poor guys
seymour4ya: YES POOR LIKE OUR GARDENER
seymour4ya: BOMBAY ALERTS
are_u_soul_courageous: its a bit lewd eh
are_u_soul_courageous: hahahahahhahaha
seymour4ya: LIKE AS IF U KNOW WHAT IS LEWD
wheeljow: lewd singing
Lemonix: antaray ni seymour
seymour4ya: YELLOW BOY STOP THE BASH
seymour4ya: HAHAHA

9. Back to Miaco's gender.

seymour4ya: U ARE GIRL?@MIACO
wheeljow: she is a gay!
seymour4ya: SEND ME PIC TO PROVE YOUR GIRL
miaco2: nope seymour
seymour4ya: DONT BE SHY TO ME.ITS OK IF U ARE UGLY
miaco2: seymour i said i'm a guy not a girl...22b sabihin mo nga dito ke seymour di makaintindi eh
wheeljow: one time, a had sex with this girl, she has hair in her boobs
seymour4ya: MAYBE THAT IS BOY@WHEEL
seymour4ya: DIDU CHECKED IF HE HAS ADDAMS APPLE?
wheeljow: yeah
seymour4ya: @WHEEL
flying22b: seymour..... mia's a guy.... cute nga nya eh
wheeljow: ay oo nga ano, seymour
seymour4ya: OK @FLY
are_u_soul_courageous: cute talaga sem
seymour4ya: BECAUSE SHE TALK LIKE GIRL

10. Now You tell me, who won the war?

are_u_soul_courageous: seymour pare
seymour4ya: SORRY FOR THE WRONG TYPO
are_u_soul_courageous: shut the fuck up
seymour4ya: DONT TALK WHEN YOU'RE MOUTH IS FULL
Lemonix: geez
seymour4ya: @SOUL
margarita2go: full with what, seymour?
Lemonix: << good girl
are_u_soul_courageous: what a dork
seymour4ya: WITH MY SPUNK
are_u_soul_courageous: pare malapit ka na sa akin
seymour4ya: I SAID SHUT UP!
Lemonix: hahaha soul
are_u_soul_courageous: seymour hiphop gulaman ka siguro ano?
seymour4ya: YOU ARE A PHONY SONUVABITCH
seymour4ya: U CHANGE SN THEN LET PPL GUESS
seymour4ya: THATS PHONY BASTARD!
are_u_soul_courageous: ALIS NA AKO
are_u_soul_courageous: BYE VIC, ESTE MAUI
are_u_soul_courageous: HAHAHAHHAHHA
are_u_soul_courageous: YOU TOO MARGE
are_u_soul_courageous: THAT INCLUDES EVEN YOU SEYMOUR
seymour4ya: YELLOW COURAGEOUS
margarita2go: one less pest in the room is always welcome
are_u_soul_courageous left the room
seymour4ya: I HATE FIGHTING TO INDIANS
seymour4ya: THEY CANT BE ABLE TO ARGUE WITH ME
splender99: wirdo mag ingles ah.
seymour4ya: HE SPEAK ENGLISH AND THEN INDIAN. WHAT IS THAT?
seymour4ya: WHAT DID HE SAY?
seymour4ya: WHAT ARE U TALKING
margarita2go: taray ni seymour
margarita2go: seymour cant understand english
seymour4ya: NOT ME
override_of_the_overture: hehehe seymor dong
seymour4ya: U WANT MY DONG?@OVER
margarita2go: hahaha seymourt
seymour4ya: GOSH IM DOING MY ASIGNMENT
seymour4ya: GTG. ILL GONNA SEE U AGAIN
seymour4ya left the room

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