Scenes in UP room Part 69

-- by alexa48622

Date: October 1, 2002
Time: Around 10:30 AM

Warning: The following text details the highly explicit lascivious erotic acts of the chatters. We advice that you check with your physician before you even dare to read this.

Some said that UP room is only good for two things: chat fight and sex talk. Well I don’t want to be accused of having bias. Just read this and be the judge…

Scene 1: “eRape, The life and times of an online rapist” starring Coxcomb and Meg (not the ponderwall) (suggested by lordfoo1)

(This scene details the highs and lows of Coxcomb’s attempt to rape innocent Meg.)

zhinesade: mata, manligaw ka na kay meg sa PM.....wag na detow...parang binabakuran mo na e
coxcomb_21: one day ill rape megzy
zhinesade: rape.
lordfoo1: rape rape rape...
alexa48622: hey meg, watch out cox is going to rape you
prof_mcgagona: ano namang rape iyan?????
ikatlongmata: ano ba yan cox. you can be funny but still show respect
lordfoo1: lexxxa...let's sell tickets to the online rape
megzy_98: RAPE? IN YOUR DREAMS, MORE LIKE NIGHTMARE TO ME.
alexa48622: hey i can borrow a webbie and we can webcast it
zhinesade: benta tickets
lordfoo1: hala...
coxcomb_21: it will be like ur greatest dream come true megzy
zhinesade: ako gagawa ng site to promote the event
prof_mcgagona: can i have the first ticket?
zhinesade: pero kung greatest dream ni meg yun, e di hindi na rape yun?
alexa48622: well she can pretend that it is a rape
alexa48622: for the webcast sake
prof_mcgagona: pwede bang ako ang producer???
alexa48622: prof you are incharge of PA
lordfoo1: sino bida?
megzy_98: WOW, A LEAD ROLE!
megzy_98: EXCITED NA AKO!
lordfoo1: oist megz...may star complex ka na agad
ikatlongmata: gagawa ba ng mega-pelikula, folks ?
megzy_98: KASI SUPPORTING LANG AKO LAGI E, TAGAHAWAK NG KAMAY PARA HINDI MAKAPALAG.
zhinesade: walang script
alexa48622: don't have a budget for a film
alexa48622: only for a webcast
ikatlongmata: maari nating ipropose ke spielberg para iproduce
alexa48622: it will be like a celso ad castillo type of webfilm
prof_mcgagona: what's the title???
alexa48622: no scripts just pure andulterated passionate rape
zhinesade: 'KAPAG MAY PALAY NA NAGING BIGAS....MAY BUMAYO'
ikatlongmata: celso ad castillo...lalaki ang irerape nun
megzy_98: BAKA NAMAN ANG TITLE AY : "YUCK! ANG LIIT NAMAN NYAN COX!"
alexa48622: this is the initial venture of the Fools' prodn
ikatlongmata: dapat gawing entry sa cannes
lordfoo1: eRAPE, The life and times of an online rapist..... starring MEG and COXCOMB
prof_mcgagona: ano bang gusto mo sa leading man??? @meg
megzy_98: SYEMPRE YUNG MGALING, AT MALAKI!
prof_mcgagona: yung tipong title pa lang... tatayuan na!!
ikatlongmata: sinong magaling mag-sounds effects....moaning sound effects...hehe
coxcomb_21: meg will surely moan
alexa48622: teka sample nga ng dialogue between meg and cox
coxcomb_21: sample?
coxcomb_21: u game meg?
ikatlongmata: can we get some moaning samples on the mic pls ?
alexa48622: ok lets all be silent now
alexa48622: and internalize this moment
Meg: "ANO YAN? DILDO?"
alexa48622: no one will say anything except cox and meg
alexa48622: ok everyone ready???
sade: dildow agad...lafftrip
ikatlongmata: parang dun sa when harry met sally
prof_mcgagona: ssssssshhhhhh...
alexa48622: lights
alexa48622: camera
Gwaah_Foo: la akong audio
alexa48622: action!
sade: (trying to not laugh over here)
coxcomb_21: wait im laughing
prof_mcgagona: la rin ako!
ikatlongmata: who will start the moaning...
sade: ako rin walang audio
sade: hehehe
alexa48622: be serious now
sade: silang dalawa lang magkakarinigan
prof_mcgagona: okai...
alexa48622: start with the seduction first
Gwaah_Foo: teka teka...di ko makita yung KY jelly
Meg: "AH! KIKIAM PALA!"
ikatlongmata: sinong mic sa chicks ?
prof_mcgagona: everybody quiet please!!!!!
alexa48622: ok take 2!!!
coxcomb_21: seduction?
coxcomb_21: im gonna rape her
alexa48622: ok stalk her first
ikatlongmata: teka nasaan yung flourescent na condom...
Gwaah_Foo: ala bang condom para safe?
sade: si prof at lex bitin na bitin na
alexa48622: quietttttttttttttttttttt
sade: nagpipills si meg
Gwaah_Foo: potah...yung vibrator...wag nyong upuan.
Meg: "YUNG MAMISONG KIKIAM?"
sade: just in time for the x flick
prof_mcgagona: we're trying to get some action in here!!
flying22b: HELLO
alexa48622: fly wag ka maingay
ikatlongmata: galit na si direk alexa
coxcomb_21: wow flying! i was just thinking about you
alexa48622: rapin na ni cox si meg
prof_mcgagona: alex, soli mo na yung vibrator!
Gwaah_Foo: sige na hubaran nyo na rin si fly
alexa48622: teka na kay fly yung vibrator
sade: lafftrip na tow
prof_mcgagona: kasama si fly sa rape scene???
prof_mcgagona: ano to?!!!
flying22b: huh????
alexa48622: game na, lights, camera….
prof_mcgagona: tatlo magkasalo???!!
sade: pohtah-ena mahuli ako deto sa opis sa kakatawa ah
alexa48622: cox and meg ready na ba kayo?
alexa48622: game ka na ba?
coxcomb_21: game na
Gwaah_Foo: three some na rape prof
coxcomb_21: game na
prof_mcgagona: game na!!!!!!
alexa48622: ok walang maingay
prof_mcgagona: okai fyn....
prof_mcgagona: change the title!!!
alexa48622: wala ng magsasalita
ikatlongmata: where da pak is that fluorescent condom ?
Meg: KANINA KO PA BINIBIGAY YUNG DIALOGUE KO E!
prof_mcgagona: we're on air!!!!!!!
alexa48622: QUIEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!
Gwaah_Foo: teka ...dapat ba clitoral orgasm or vaginal orgasm?
prof_mcgagona: wala akong audio dito!!
ikatlongmata: repeat after me, meg 'wat's my motivation ?'
Gwaah_Foo: alin ba mas matindi cinematic effect? clitoral or vaginal?
Meg: GAME NA BA?
alexa48622: game na
flying22b: <<<<<< tahimik na
Meg: WAT'S MY MOTIVATION?
prof_mcgagona: EVERYBODY QUIET!!!
coxcomb_21: Alexa, a director should first instruct us on what the scene is all about
Gwaah_Foo: sade...nde maghuhubad ang miron ano...magdamit ka jan.
coxcomb_21: and what our blockings are going to be
ikatlongmata: haha @cox
coxcomb_21: this is supposed to be an art film
alexa48622: ok first scene is the seduction
alexa48622: or stalking scene
Meg: SAAN NA BA ANG SCRIPT? MAKE-UP NGA, OILY NA AKO E.
Gwaah_Foo: nakampucha meg…hindi sa mukha nilalagay ang KY jelly noh.
prof_mcgagona: lolo, tumatayo pa rin pala yan no?!!
coxcomb_21: bound for cannes
alexa48622: just say what u want
flying22b: tangna ang iingay nyo simula nyo na yang dapat nyong simulan
coxcomb_21: and where is my goddamn trailer!
Gwaah_Foo: proffy mic yan...
coxcomb_21: say what i want?
alexa48622: putangina tigil na
coxcomb_21: wow is this a new kind of filmmakin?
ikatlongmata: that wasn't in the contract @cox
alexa48622: tahimikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Grrrrr.
coxcomb_21: wow this is so new wave
sade: an liit naman ng mic
prof_mcgagona: kaya pala maitim!!! @lolo
Gwaah_Foo: lexxxa huwag mong hilahin sa kwan ang lead actor
ikatlongmata: hindi mic yun, yun ang hinaharap ni cox lolz
prof_mcgagona: discuss the first scene
alexa48622: stalking scene nga
prof_mcgagona: everybody listen!
flying22b: yuk..... hilahin ba lexie
prof_mcgagona: kung hindi...lahat may acting workshop!
ikatlongmata: listen to the direk
Gwaah_Foo: wag nyong kantahan ang mic ni coxie...nde toh karaoke bar noh.
sade: o habang nagdidirek pa kayo, benta muna ko ng tickets
Meg: HOW MUCH AM I GETTING PAID FOR THIS AGAIN?
sade: depende sa ticket sales @meg
alexa48622: bilis only cox and meg will chat now
coxcomb_21: Pucha ang tagal. yoko na. Walk out na ako
flying22b: game na dali
ikatlongmata: $600 per scene just like any other porn star @meg
Gwaah_Foo: maliit lang megzy...this is your lauching pad to stardom...
prof_mcgagona: tangna! tantanan ang paglalaro sa mic!!!! nagiging madulas na!
prof_mcgagona: baka di na mahawakan ni meg!
Gwaah_Foo: sa next film ka na bumawi..
coxcomb_21: meg go ahead
Meg: AY, CHEAP!
coxcomb_21: pretend ur in a dark alley and chatting on ur phone
ikatlongmata: ayan...
alexa48622 . o O ( quiet now )
prof_mcgagona: ano yung fone???
sade: ayana...oh shit!!!
ikatlongmata: nokia prof
coxcomb_21: fucking nokia!
alexa48622 . o O ( sade and prof quiet sabi )
ikatlongmata: o ericcson palitan ang fone
alexa48622 . o O ( mata ano ba )
ikatlongmata: ssshhh
Gwaah_Foo: whoa..coxie use you thingie...not the nokia...dirty yung cell phone
prof_mcgagona: methinks we should get some advertising fee....
sade: (quiet na tayong lahat, tenbits na tenbits na si lexa...shhhhhhh)
Meg: GUSTO KO COMMUNICATOR
Gwaah_Foo: not the nokia not the nokia...yes the nokia.
coxcomb_21: pucha talaga
Gwaah_Foo: is that ur pinyot?
coxcomb_21: nokia connecting people people can't u get the subliminal meaning
Meg: GRABEH NAMAN! SO DILIM HERE!
coxcomb_21: she'll be calling from her nokia
ikatlongmata: lolz @cox
alexa48622 . o O ( lolo wag ingay )
coxcomb_21: and then ill connect with her
ikatlongmata: o ayan na...
flying22b: ay nde up and down
sade: yan request ni meg
ikatlongmata: waaat ? meg
prof_mcgagona: go ahead!
Gwaah_Foo: claustrophobic ako eh.
alexa48622: nawala na si cox

Scene 2: “Quadruple X” starring Ikatlongmata and Meg (not the ponderwall) (suggested by lordfoo1)

(Due to insistent public demand Coxcomb is replaced by Ikatlongmata as the new male leading man)

Meg: SI MATA NA LANG, BAKA MAS MALAKI YUN
ikatlongmata: <<< not interested in sex
alexa48622: ok change actors tayo
alexa48622: mas type ni meg si mata
Gwaah_Foo: oo nga si mata...nung bata yan ang tawag dyan eh BATUTA>
Meg: SO LETS NOT HAVE SEX, LOVE-MAKING NA LANG, SABI NGA DI BA, GENTLE SEX IS GOOD
ikatlongmata: i regretfully accept this heavy burden...
alexa48622: talaga naman si meg
alexa48622: halatang si mata ang type
prof_mcgagona: we'll raise yer talent fee
alexa48622: wohooooooo
sade: kunwa pa tong si mata, e lumuluwa naman
coxcomb_21: not cybering
coxcomb_21: ok its over
coxcomb_21: im all yours now
ikatlongmata: as a token of my social gratitude to the filpino porn industry..
Gwaah_Foo: then when Mata became an adolscent..PATOLA na tawag sa kanya.
sade: lumuluwa na mata mo, 2 na nga lang natira e
ikatlongmata: action...!
flying22b: bute nde upo
alexa48622: si mata na and meg
alexa48622: lights
Meg: AH YAN, DO IT TO ME
ikatlongmata: wat's da scene, direk
alexa48622: camera
prof_mcgagona: sorry coxcomb, ayaw na ni meg sa yo
alexa48622: action!!!
alexa48622: go mata and meg!
coxcomb_21: no i was just talking to her
prof_mcgagona: lights please!
Meg: AH AH AH OOHH, THAT'S BIG
coxcomb_21: im gonna ruin this scene
Meg: GO DEEPER
ikatlongmata:
Gwaah_Foo: Then in college tinawag na KANYON si mata.
prof_mcgagona:
Meg: PANIRA NAMAN TO NG CONCENTRATION E
ikatlongmata:
alexa48622 . o O ( tangna galing meg at mata )
alexa48622 . o O ( lolo kikita tayo )
Meg: OG, YAN, DYAN... AHH
ikatlongmata:
coxcomb_21: im better than mata
flying22b: sshhhh cox matulog ka na lang mata is good
coxcomb_21: im going to make a cameo appearance
prof_mcgagona: guards, pakilabas na nga si cox!
ikatlongmata: mata uses his tongue over her trembling neck>
Meg: WOW, YOU'RE AMAZING...
sade: sa prisinto ka magpaliwanag cox
alexa48622 . o O ( tagalan nyo pa )
alexa48622 . o O ( may battery pa yung webcam )
Meg: TOUCH ME
ikatlongmata:
Meg: THERE...THERE...
prof_mcgagona: /lolo, yung zipper mo bumubukas!
coxcomb_21: boring
Meg: HOLD ME
prof_mcgagona: /tissue anyone???
ikatlongmata: sade: oist, hold mo daw mata, ibang tao na yang dinadakma mo e
alexa48622 . o O ( ilabas na si cox )
coxcomb_21: whats a brassiere?
Meg: ikatlongmata:
prof_mcgagona: /la na si lolo, sa banyo na pinagpatuloy.. d na nakatiis...
alexa48622 . o O ( cox wag ka magulo )

coxcomb_21: sige sige
coxcomb_21: pagbigyan
flying22b: whahaha lolo nagbabaha sa cr
mandatory_suicide1965: morning alexa!
ikatlongmata:
prof_mcgagona: /ye had yer share of lime light kanina... now its mata's turn
coxcomb_21: a backrub?
alexa48622: morning
alexa48622 . o O ( ga wag ka magulo may lovescene sa room )
coxcomb_21: wow pag si alexa ok lang chitchat pag ako magulo ako!
coxcomb_21: unfair!
alexa48622 . o O ( cox ako director!! )
ikatlongmata:
prof_mcgagona: /guards!!!!
Meg: ikatlongmata:
coxcomb_21: fly well show them whos the better actor
Meg: i want you so bad i'm aching
prof_mcgagona: /fly, pakisundo na rin si lolo... sabihin mo linisin yung banyo.. madulas e
coxcomb_21: the script is unoriginal and repetitive
flying22b: whahahahaha.... si lolo malamang nadulas na sa CR
Meg: your touch burns through my skin
alexa48622 . o O ( fly amoy clorox na naman ang banyo, tawagin ang janitor )
ikatlongmata:
mandatory_suicide1965: dang, anyone brought popcorn?
Meg: i need you
coxcomb_21: sounds like something that came from mills and boons
ikatlongmata: go for it, my love
Meg:
flying22b: si lolo basag na bungo!!!!!!!!
ikatlongmata:
coxcomb_21: persh
Meg: ahh...ahh...ahhh...
coxcomb_21: the scene is too tame
lordfoo1 left the room
Meg:
prof_mcgagona: /may libreng condom sa set ha?!! baka makalimutan nyo!!
alexa48622 . o O ( suicide wag magulo baka upuan kita sige )
flying22b: si lolo tapos na kaya umalis na
ikatlongmata:
Meg: i want you, i ache for you, touch me
mandatory_suicide1965: mound of venus?
Meg: i want to feel you in me
coxcomb_21: masyadong maraming poetry effect yung script
prof_mcgagona: /walang pakialamanan!! wala tayong script writer.. nagtitipid
ikatlongmata:
mandatory_suicide1965: abvy and phoebe welcome
mandatory_suicide1965: wag maingay po
Meg: umm...ahhh...ahhh.ahhh
flying22b: walang script yan hayuf ang galing sanay na sanay kayo ah
Meg: there...
ikatlongmata:
Meg: hurry...i'm coming...
sade: abvy den hello. and quiet daw kayo...kahit mejo bored na ko....
ikatlongmata:
Meg: now...
mandatory_suicide1965: inakup! ang laki ng ano ni mata
prof_mcgagona: /di pa ba sisigaw ng cut????
ikatlongmata:
mandatory_suicide1965: ng font
abvy_95: mating?
coxcomb_21: o 0 (flying did you get to see any movies at the recently concluded cine europa?)
abvy_95: ey prof
mandatory_suicide1965: prof ganito din ba first time mo?
sade: HOY
sade: CUT na
Meg: i want you to do it from the back
mandatory_suicide1965: sade hahahha aalis ka na kasi eh yan hehehehehhehe
sade: tuloy na yan sa PM......
ikatlongmata:
Meg:
coxcomb_21: no sex can last that long
coxcomb_21: ano yan tantric?
sade: bata pa akow!!! waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh........ not in front of me...
ikatlongmata:
sade: ayaw ko na
Meg:
ikatlongmata:
Meg: ahhh...oohh...oohh...oohh...
flying22b: si cox kasi sanay sa mabilisan.....
mandatory_suicide1965: wow sensitive ng lalake
Meg:
flying22b: pucha pinalinis ko na yun ah
ikatlongmata:
coxcomb_21: flying youre so right
mandatory_suicide1965: ano yung background music nila fly?
ikatlongmata:
Meg: I'M COMING!
ikatlongmata:
prof_mcgagona: alexa mag-cut ka na!!!
Meg: AHHHHH!
sade: si alexa, busy sa ibang bagay

Perciavail: demmet youre turning me on
flying22b: back ground music....... I’m coming up so you better get the party started
ikatlongmata:
mandatory_suicide1965: alexa tawag ka nila
mandatory_suicide1965: sandali lang sade ha, teka ayaw magpaistorbo eh
coxcomb_21: mata no one does that
ikatlongmata:
alexa48622: teka i'm documenting this
alexa48622: lolz
coxcomb_21: youre supposed to sleep
coxcomb_21: or smoke a cigarette
prof_mcgagona: okai...
abvy_95: ano ba ang small sound of love?
Meg: WOW! GALING NI MATA!
ikatlongmata: <<<<< take a bow, meg
mandatory_suicide1965: ayos meg and mata
mandatory_suicide1965: clap clap clap
flying22b: whahahhaa .... naku nagwater si mata
abvy_95: end na agad?
Meg: ANONG BOW, WALA BANG ROUND 2?

…to be continued (ang round two)

Director’s note: If you are reading this now, I hope you have tissues beside you…lolz…Special thx to the chatters for being such a good sport
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