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(Note: The airwaves are still awash with the splash from the Kris and Joey bruhaha. A lot of jologs are joining the fray. Here's one dirty droplet that dropped into my mailbox. The pathetic scandal is veritably a cornucopia of sick, funny, jolog, pedestrian, commercial humor. The scandal is a lose-lose situation that diverts the filipinos from the heart breaking situation we find our country in. Quo Vadis Pinoy?)
Melanie: My brother is not a girl, he is a gentleman. (o!)
Melanie: That¹s why I¹m a success, it¹s because I do not MIDDLE in other people¹s lives.
Melanie: Do not judge my brother, he is not a book!
Melanie: (in an angry and self-righteous tone) "i won't stoop down to My level!"
*magaling pala magbigay ng advice si melanie* :D
Melanie: (as angry as hell) "hello? bulag ka ba? bingi ka ba? (points to ear) are you dep?"
Melanie: "yung std... baka sa maruming toilet lang nya nakuha yan."
*nothing beats a well-informed panelist like melanie*
Melanie: (one of her best points yet) "eh ikaw ba naman durugin ang ari mo? pag di ba naman manutok ka ng baril?"
*this is a very popular observation of renowned psychologists. it's
called the "mash the crotch, cock a gun" phenomenon*
Melanie: "we are lovers, not fighters!"
*sounds like ang jeepney driver, great lover ;)
Melanie: "kapatid ko pa rin siya. we are one and the same!"
*sus, ginoo!*
naalala ko tuloy yung isa pa nyang comment...
Melanie:"i don't eat meat. i'm not a carnival."
And don't forget the ff. Melanie Marquez classics:
Q: What do you think is your asset that made you win the title?
A: I won Miss International because of my long-legged.
"I'd like to thank my mother and my father, and most specially my parents!!"
:: Bing Tuesday, September 30, 2003
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